Way, way up north, is an enchanted land shaped like a giant mitten. Here, in the small, otherwise sleepy village of Hale, lies a mythical bog where enormous monsters terrorize the landscape. Their powerful, ear-shattering and soul-shaking roars reverberate across the land - WOM WOMWOM WOMMMM! The monsters vary in size but they all do the same thing, barrel over or through anything in front of them - particularly mud.

The locals worship the monsters, tending to their every need, and adorning them with tribal flags and vulgar messages of virility. In the bog - the monsters and their masters battle each other for supremacy. Then as night falls, they drink, dance, and engage in an intricate mating ritual involving beaded necklaces exchanged for fleeting glances at forbidden fruit.

This wild world is known across the land as the Michigan Mud Jam.